For Sale........... and only 1 week to go!
For Sale Ready to go...............
For Sale: 25 years old, completely worn out, noisy, zip ties and blue tape holding right pedal together, seat foam eaten by insects, seat height non-adjustable, siezed. Weighs a ton. Currently located in Siberia. Buyer collects !!! Any offers?
I promise you. I am never EVER going to sit on this thing again. My big rest is going very well incidentally. 
Thankyou for all your support over the past few months..... keeping me motivated during all the hours on this **** machine.
Total raised for charity to date: £6,500
This year 2014: Km ridden:5,000 Hours ridden:250 Height climbed:45,000m Calories burned:120,000 (plus about 1,600km and 80 hours going nowhere on the Silly Siberian Static Cycle)
Next stop Leeds I guess? Km to ride:3,650 Hours:200? To climb:40,000m? Calories:170,000?
Suddenly what has felt like a lot of training looks quite mediocre...??? But hey...... the Shell kit is looking good right? 
This is me, with the bike I'm riding...... ready to go........
(PS, if you haven't got it by now..... as far as training goes, I've hung my boots up!)